have you ever wanted
jambalaya so badly
that you would squish a puppy?

not a cute one of course.

(ps--this one is not cute.)

squish. squish.

The Christian god is a three-headed monster;

cruel, vengeful, and capricious.

If one wishes to know more

of this raging,
three-headed beast-like god,

one only needs to look

at the caliber of people

who say

they serve him.

They are always of two classes:

fools and hypocrites...

Religions are all alike –

founded upon fables and mythologies...

It is always better

to have no ideas

than false ones;

to believe nothing,

than to believe

what is wrong.

--attr. to Thomas Jefferson

why do i kinda want these?

so, the deadwood's got this photo booth...

(ellen, me, and darcy drunk and photogenic on new year's eve)